Let's Talk Pheromones

How good are your pheromones? I'm under the impression that mine suck, but in this blog entry, I'd like to explore the magical world of pheromones: "naturally occurring substances the fertile body excretes externally, conveying an airborne message to trigger a response from the opposite sex of the same species." If you've got the goods, you'll find that the lady types flock to you. I wouldn't suppose that females need to worry about their pheromones because men will howl for them no matter what, but for us guys, it's a little different. Some are blessed with wonderful secretions while others struggle.

It's a good thing that there are concerned people out there that put time into making and marketing good pheromones. According to the quality website, Human Pheromone Reviews, the "most effective" human pheromone is UltrAllure Pheromones. Thank goodness, UltrAllure. Not only is your brand name awesome, but you will make me attractive. Visit the UltrAllure website for information: www.ultrallure.com.

Here's the catch, though. You should only use UltrAllure if you answer yes to the following questions:

• Do you want to be noticed and desired by women?
• Do you want to get more dates?
• Do you want to improve your sex life?
• Do you want to have all the confidence to get who you want
  and when you want them?

Tyler G. from London, England writes:

I’ve never been the best looking guy, so I’ve always relied on other things to help me with girls, personality, clothes, etc. Now I’ve added ultrAllure to my arsenal, and I’m scoring more than I ever did before!

Yeah, Tyler. Screw personality and clothes! You don't need anything to attract women. You could be a scuzzy jerk-off bum on the street with no morals to speak of, and women will throw themselves at you with the use of UltrAllure. That's how powerful the product is.

Poor lesbians, though. There pheromones are entirely different from those of heterosexual women, heterosexual men, and homosexual men. This is according to medicalnewstoday.com. I wonder if UltrAllure works with them. Oh well. It's not really a problem to applies too directly to me.

Well I'm off to get my pheromones. A bottle of UltrAllure is only $50 unless I go for the 6-bottle package that only costs $210. Okay, guys. Go get your pheromones and we'll go out and attract the ladies together sometime.

Until next time, stay sexy.